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Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2026 8:57 am
by ReubenVP
What kind of trousers does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2026 11:24 am
by 961tat
"What do we want?"
"A cure for obesity."
"When do we want it?"
"After dinner."
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2026 9:58 am
by ReubenVP
I took my car in for a service yesterday....
The Vicar at the church was not impressed.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2026 7:03 am
by 961tat
I won't be getting dressed while singing Disney songs again.
I've just zippered me do-dah.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2026 7:46 am
by 961tat
A man robs a bank wearing two CDs as glasses. The cashier asks, “Why the CDs?” He replies, “They’re my disk-eyes.”
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 7:07 am
by 961tat
My fears that I’d wandered into a cannibal wedding were confirmed when they toasted the bride and groom.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2026 10:05 pm
by 961tat
I ordered octopus at a seafood restaurant. The waiter said, “It’ll take 4 hours.”
“Why?”
“It keeps turning the gas off.”
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2026 7:48 am
by ReubenVP
A pile of books fell on my head....
I only have my shelf to blame.