Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Jun 12, 2026 8:57 am

What kind of trousers does a ghost hunter wear?

Just a paranormal jeans.

Post by **961tat** » Fri Jun 12, 2026 11:24 am

"What do we want?"
"A cure for obesity."
"When do we want it?"
"After dinner."

Post by **ReubenVP** » Mon Jun 15, 2026 9:58 am

I took my car in for a service yesterday....

The Vicar at the church was not impressed.

Post by **961tat** » Wed Jun 17, 2026 7:03 am

I won't be getting dressed while singing Disney songs again.

I've just zippered me do-dah.

Post by **961tat** » Thu Jun 18, 2026 7:46 am

A man robs a bank wearing two CDs as glasses. The cashier asks, “Why the CDs?” He replies, “They’re my disk-eyes.”

Post by **961tat** » Fri Jun 19, 2026 7:07 am

My fears that I’d wandered into a cannibal wedding were confirmed when they toasted the bride and groom.

Post by **961tat** » Mon Jun 22, 2026 10:05 pm

I ordered octopus at a seafood restaurant. The waiter said, “It’ll take 4 hours.”
“Why?”
“It keeps turning the gas off.”

Post by **ReubenVP** » Wed Jun 24, 2026 7:48 am

A pile of books fell on my head....

I only have my shelf to blame.

Post by **961tat** » Wed Jun 24, 2026 9:33 pm

ReubenVP wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2026 7:48 am A pile of books fell on my head....

I only have my shelf to blame.

Yes Mr Bond