ReubenVP wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2026 7:48 am A pile of books fell on my head....

I only have my shelf to blame.

Yes Mr Bond

I ordered octopus at a seafood restaurant. The waiter said, “It’ll take 4 hours.”
“Why?”
“It keeps turning the gas off.”

My fears that I’d wandered into a cannibal wedding were confirmed when they toasted the bride and groom.

A man robs a bank wearing two CDs as glasses. The cashier asks, “Why the CDs?” He replies, “They’re my disk-eyes.”

I won't be getting dressed while singing Disney songs again.

I've just zippered me do-dah.

Will have spare working motors pm me please and complete window mechanism .

"What do we want?"
"A cure for obesity."
"When do we want it?"
"After dinner."

Yes take keys out , years ago I washed my 420 with jet wash at a petrol station and it locked its self *laughs* never leave them in the car anymore.

If Vanish is the number one stain remover what's the number two stain remover? My underwear is in an awful state.

From what I have seen and stripped the only issue i've seen is on the pump wire connector in the tank , i've seen 3 off now were the rubber cover connectors for live and neg has melted gone very soft all three were low on fuel in the tanks strange but true and all honda also , the fuel pipe no issue...