[ReubenVP]

I was hiking yesterday when suddenly I ran into a cougar.

Almost made me puma pants.

[ReubenVP]

I approached an elderly person on their mobility scooter and asked if they needed any help.

They said,

"Yes, give my scooter back!"

[Stan Thomas]

They are building some new houses in Penkridge which are so flimsy three collapsed because they took the scaffold away before the decorators had finished the wall papering.

[ReubenVP]

The inventor of the hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat had died.


RIP Scott Chegg